Geckos THBC

This song uses the cheesiest violin samples available in Garageband. These samples are ones I hear all the time. In fact, when I first discovered garageband, I totally used them for some suspenseful movie I had to do in college. So, it's got fond memories you know?

Memories of how shitty it sounds.

Eternal Pure

So, I went on my computer and discovered I actually have a whole bunch of songs I just haven't posted yet. I guess I should get around to it. But before I really get into it, I thought you should listen to this. It's made up of a couple of Sailor Moon midi files I decided to download. Because Sailor Moon is fucking awesome.

Anyone disputing me on this is a moron.

Every time I blow my nose there's blood

Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Sorry. You've been neglected. To be honest, there was just a lot of stuff going on. Playing shows. Working on a couple albums (release date... who knows?!) And, you know, video games.

But here, I threw this together at work. It's... something.

Maybe you are into this sort of thing.

Taintoo

You know, sometimes a song works and sometimes it just doesn't... at all. This is one of the latter.
I've been working on a project lately that is sample based. Beat based. Non-Meat Force. In part because of the last album I threw together, and in part because it's something I've been listening to for a while.
Some of the songs are super great. I could listen to them for hours.

But some of the songs turn out like this crap.

jennamnemonic - jammin2

So I got this email sayin' somebody was following my soundcloud, which I never use and don't check. Unless I get an email. It was somebody I knew, and turns out they had music up. Pretty swell stuff, actually. It's not going anywhere, so you might as well shove it in yer earholes.

White Black Girl

I made this track to pick up gals to. Hello, ma'ams. What are you doing this afternoon? Would you like to be lifted repeatedly? Check out these ab-glutes. My fore-pecs. Do you even lift, bro?

Yes, I know my way around the women folk.

zensedx

Kooky beats. Spacey melodies. All sorts of jazz. It happened. 

And it will probably happen again.