Max Uhlich - Milk Status Quo

What do you mean you don't know Max!? Oh, wait, you do. Well, he's great. He does it all. All of it. And, he's done it again. Some kind of I don't know what. Pursuing guitars and balloon party vocals combine to bring you delight.

And there's a lot of stuff about milk. And eskimos.

Healing Crystal - You Are Trembling

So I just got this song in the mail today. It is fantastic. You can just listen to it and chill out and relax. No problem. You will have no problems.

I am picturing Vangelis' Blade Runner work. Lovely stuff. It's apparently from the long lost, '80s, new age supergroup, Healing Crystal. Good luck trying to find anything else. I hear it was all lost in the big LSD fire of 1968.

Am I lying? You be the judge.

Dog Diarrhea Dog

F...f..f..f..FUDGE! People keep telling me they will send me stuff for this blog but they don't. And I'm like, "I won't bother making anything then." So it never updates! Also I forget about it!

I'm sorry to the... well if anybody still reads it I am sorry to them. If nobody does then I'm not sorry!

Listen, do you want a new song or what?

Sleepy Town

Yo bro! What choo know?! Ughhhhh....

Oh hi. How's it going? This song is a bit different, since I actually just played it. There's no garageband loops. It's just a couple of things over top of each other... One of them being a sound effects track. Nature sounds! Played live! Good gosh!

Anyhow, I think it's pretty relaxing.

leftoverscraps

Golly, I haven't been updatin' a lot, have I? Well, I've been busy right? Something... I was working on a new album for a while, but it needs a couple more songs and I don't feel like doing them right now. When it comes out though... gosh. I'll like it, at least. Love it maybe. Who knows? I can be terribly narcissistic sometimes, which is funny if you know me.

Um... this one though? It's not so good. Just things I did for kicks. A poem I wrote based on a song. I decided I wouldn't use this stuff for anything good but still made a rad cover for it.

I had it up on Bandcamp, but actually I don't want to sully Meat Force's actual releases with this retarded garbage. So instead I will put it up at INTERNET ARCHIVE. That's where I put up everything else. Why not?

Feel free to donate to them as well.

Grease Canyon - Chube

Oh wow. Neglect. I have been neglecting this blog. Really, I just haven't been musically inclined as of late, and so didn't have anything to upload. Little did I know...

SOMEBODY who ISN'T ME checks the blog. And that somebody wanted to submit a song. I got an email about it a month ago but didn't think to check. Oh no, because guess what... it's pretty darn swell. Do you fucking hear me?

I feel like I am in an '80s action/thriller right now.

Suck Glue

Oh man. Moving. What a stressful time, right guys? Sure it is. I just did it, so I know! Don't dispute!

In honor of moving I have made a little song, inspired by true events. I am not saying it is good, but it is something.

Something is better than nothing right?