The Fourth Monkey

What the... What have I been doing? Certainly not music, as you can tell by the lack of any updates of a musical nature. Oh no! Oh my! Well I whipped up a little something special for you today. No, really, I was thinking about you the whole time. Okay, maybe I was just bored at somebody's house, whatever, god, get off my back. The meta tags might be messed up but who the hell cares about that?

You just want to hear the tunezzzzzzz...

Healing Crystal - When We Call

Goodness gracious! Another gem by Healing Crystal unearthed today. Don't you wish you could have seen them in their prime? I'm sure they were strapping and virile. But now they are probably old and wrinkly. It's just awful. Just awful.

This song is really good though!

Dave's Scraps

This is, actually, nothing. If it were a thing, that would be neat, but it isn't. It is just Tom Waits. Barely remixed. I am honestly, just testing things with this, and not even testing them well. That makes this worse than nothing. That makes this filler.

But I don't know if I will do anything else this month.

дурак - Успехов!

Well shoot, little ladies. I done plum forgot to upload this. I was going to have this for you for May first. A little late, but better late than never. This comes to us from a good pal and member of Dutch Hey Wagon, actually. Channelling his inner Chekhov.

Okay, no, it doesn't have anything to do with Chekhov.

Dutch Hey Wagon - The Log Cabin Sessions

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I Don't Like This

Let me tell you, they can't all be gems. I mean, especially since I just whip these things off in an hour of boredom, if that. For every really good one there's probably five of these.

EDIT: You know... the more I listen to it, the more I do like it, actually.

I do like all the squidley boops though.

Church Lady

It is Easter weekend, and instead of going out to enjoy the sunshine I've decided to stay inside all day and close my curtains. Now my stomach hurts and I've been masturbating entirely too much. AND I didn't think Stripes was funny.

On the other hand, I threw this together.