Love Song

This jazz is some lyrics I wrote around some other lyrics somebody else wrote. So it's a joint lyrics writing. It won't ever be a real song though, so if you feel like using the lyrics for anything, feel free. I'm certainly not going to stop you. The only thing I'd ask is you to show me what you did later, so I could throw it up here. 

It's actually embarrassingly lame, but whatever.

Crazy Bitch

Hey. Sorry, I've been a little busy this month. Also, a little lazy. I haven't done much songs...
Although I did do this one. I heard Avril Lavigne has a new album. It sounds even more "badass teenager" than ever before, which is funny since she is, like, 28 now. 
You can check it out here, if you want.

I'll admit, I did always think she was pretty hot, but man.
Anyhow, here's the worst/dumbest remix ever.

Bath Salts (Demo)

Messing around with some Resident Evil sounds.
Saw Damno Te this weekend.

Decided to put the two together.

Kick Cat Daddy-O

DJ Jizzy Jorf, kickin' out the old timey jams for y'all on this beautiful Thursday morning. Comin' atcha like a jack attack static slapback.

Ding dong dilly-o.

Giraffeteroid - Entering the Solar System (teaser)

It's coming, man. It's freaking coming.

The Giraffeteroid is spotted.

Dude Named Rick

Hi dad. I'm calling you from jail. It's nice. I like it here.

Song named after my dad.

Black Dice - Pigs

Bad at updating. Shit. Sorry, guys & gals.
I totally have a bunch of songs sitting on a harddrive somewhere, too. Just waiting. Always waiting.

Oh well, why don't you watch this video instead? Pretty neat.