Miou Miou

Just so we are clear on the facts, most of these songs are made with garageband loops. This is the reason I only put them on a blog instead of keeping them for real releases. They are made quickly and easily. Some people may have been confused.

That being said, they are actually MORE legal to share with people than most of my other music which is made with found sound and stolen songs and whatnot. But legality is for chumps. Art is a shared experience, and music is a type of art. Besides, it's not like anybody would pay for this junk.

Now open your heart and let love in.

The Person I Hate Most Is Me

Hey now... don't get all down on yourself. Buck up, kiddo. Things'll be okay in the end. Well, no, in the end you will just be dead, but whatever. At least you can throw a sweet party. You'll have to be there in spirit.

Ho ho ho, but seriously folks:

Traumatic Insemination

Sometimes it just isn't that fun, you know? Sometimes it is a lot of work. Sometimes you basically have to stab them. It's pretty sick, but it's gotta be done. Of course, she shouldn't have dressed like a slut.

This song doesn't really have anything to do with that.

333

Oh gosh, what a month. The times they are a changing. A little bit. I mean, if you look really really hard. If you don't look that hard then you probably don't give a shit anyhow. amirite?

I probably am.

Spiricom

Hello February. You are the worst. Ever. January is pretty bad, yes, but you... you are worse. Fuck you. I hope you rot.

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