bandband - Owen's Little Dity

Geez almost the end of another year. Holy smokes. Here's a song that I didn't do. It was made by a fellow named Owen, who is also bandband. (That is a link you can click!) He's also in lots of bands.

(This is another link you can click!)

Grandfat Apes

Pre-Script: I do not know why blogger seems hell bent on making my links pink instead of blue now...

Oh what? November is almost over? Whoops! I forgot!

Maybe you would care to listen to this?

There's Something About Murray

Oh man... what the... What the hell am I doing?

I don't even know.

Healing Crystal - Metal

So they found another Healing Crystal song.
"Here's another Healing Crystal song I stubmbled across, I think this one is from the soundtrack to some 80s horror movie that no longer exists because it was only on Beta or something. Details are fuzzy."

So, let's hear that.

My Great Song

Are you feeling great today? Boy howdy, I sure am. For no particular reason, no. Anyhow, guess what... I just deleted every damn thing off my computer and reinstalled the OS. I know right? Wowie. You really care. Okay, whatever... But I haven't put all the samples back into garageband yet, so here's a little thing I made with the really limited amount of samples they have. And also random piano sounds. Download it. Play it on a loop.

Isn't it something? Oh, it's something alright. I just don't know what. Haw haw haw.

Victoria

Geeezum crow. People keep saying, "Yeah, I'll send in songs." Then nothing. Nada. Come on. I am not looking for works of art. I am looking for the crap you throw away. The leftovers. The scraps.

Orphaned chords.

Abandoned beats.

A howl you woke up to late at night and managed to record the last 30 seconds of, which you then looped and echoed ad nauseum to a ten minute opus.

What do you mean, then why don't I post stuff more often? Shut up.

The Fourth Monkey

What the... What have I been doing? Certainly not music, as you can tell by the lack of any updates of a musical nature. Oh no! Oh my! Well I whipped up a little something special for you today. No, really, I was thinking about you the whole time. Okay, maybe I was just bored at somebody's house, whatever, god, get off my back. The meta tags might be messed up but who the hell cares about that?

You just want to hear the tunezzzzzzz...

Healing Crystal - When We Call

Goodness gracious! Another gem by Healing Crystal unearthed today. Don't you wish you could have seen them in their prime? I'm sure they were strapping and virile. But now they are probably old and wrinkly. It's just awful. Just awful.

This song is really good though!

Dave's Scraps

This is, actually, nothing. If it were a thing, that would be neat, but it isn't. It is just Tom Waits. Barely remixed. I am honestly, just testing things with this, and not even testing them well. That makes this worse than nothing. That makes this filler.

But I don't know if I will do anything else this month.

дурак - Успехов!

Well shoot, little ladies. I done plum forgot to upload this. I was going to have this for you for May first. A little late, but better late than never. This comes to us from a good pal and member of Dutch Hey Wagon, actually. Channelling his inner Chekhov.

Okay, no, it doesn't have anything to do with Chekhov.

Dutch Hey Wagon - The Log Cabin Sessions

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I Don't Like This

Let me tell you, they can't all be gems. I mean, especially since I just whip these things off in an hour of boredom, if that. For every really good one there's probably five of these.

EDIT: You know... the more I listen to it, the more I do like it, actually.

I do like all the squidley boops though.

Church Lady

It is Easter weekend, and instead of going out to enjoy the sunshine I've decided to stay inside all day and close my curtains. Now my stomach hurts and I've been masturbating entirely too much. AND I didn't think Stripes was funny.

On the other hand, I threw this together.

Sandpaper

I was just fooling around, really. You know, for kicks.

I didn't use garageband this time.

Tease Me

Good gravy, it is so late in the year now. I have spring fever, of course. But, as is my life, all I get is a teasin'. So instead of squeezin' and pleasin' I'm just greezin' out an easin' wheezin' for your ear holes.

Hope it is appeasin'.

Jock Jams

This is that song I was trying to upload, by the way.

Uh, yeah... It's totally retarded.

A Fine Time This Is

So I was trying to put up this one song, but it wasn't working for some reason so I put up this other song instead, but I think it worked out totally fine.

I don't know if the title is suppose to be sarcastic or not though.

Galaxy Squirrel

This song was made possible by a gal I know. Well, I was trying to show her how easy it was to make stuff in garageband, so I put together a couple of things. Then, when she wasn't around, I went back and threw in a few more things. Soon enough, musical splendour.

If you're into that kind of thing.

Burhill Infant School

Another day, another dollar.

Oh wait, I don't make any money off of this.

Dutch Hey Wagon - Tomorrow's Just Another Year (demo)

Oh, remember that band I said I was recording? You know, Dutch Hey Wagon? C'mon, it was just last post! Anyhow, we recorded this album on New Year's Day. I've just now started doing rough mixes. Here is one of them. I believe it was thought up the day before. Get it? Ah ha ha ha...

Okay, whatever. The song's good even if the joke isn't.

Do The Hussle

I know that hustle is spelt wrong, by the way.

This is a song I started but didn't finish, during a smoke break while recording the band Dutch Hey Wagon. It was done using garageband 11, or whatever the new one is.

I don't even remember what it sounds like right now.