Never Meat

Oh hey. I'm leaving town. For the holiday season, I suppose.

With that in mind I will leave you with a song. This one DOESN'T just use garageband loops or midi music. I stole music from a real song. A Girl Like You by Edwyn Collins. I couldn't tell you any other song he's ever done, but I've always liked this one since it came out circa 1994.

So I redid it:

A Softer Romance

It is not quite time for love. Like about two months early. But whatever. Fuck it. Don't you want love?

Yes you do.

Creepin' On Ex Girlfriends

I made this quick song in honor of one of my favourite pasttimes.

I'm so glad Facebook was invented. Google searches just don't cut it.

Ha ha! YIKES!

Bagged Crunch Chandelier

Some days you feel like a nut.

Some days you don't.

Who's even reading this right now? I have no idea.

Lsuks

Do you ever feel like you are haunted? By ghosts, maybe, or even just by witches? Well whatever they are, they'd better stop. It is spooking me right out.

Song today:

Shirt Elbow Babies

Oh my god, we're back again.

Brothers, sisters, everybody sing.

So, thinking about it, I don't want to JUST put my music on this blog. That was never the plan in the first place. See, the original idea was a compilation album of stuff people do in garageband with mostly garageband loops, but who wants this as an album, right? So now it's just on the internet. Much better.

But the thing that I am trying to make said is thusly... I want to get your music as well. For seriously. So send things you want along to meat dot force at gmail dot com. I will upload it, and put it here. Let me know the song title and how you want to be credited, and heck if you want to tell people anything else then let me know what too.

As for me, I will keep putting up my own stuff:

Salma Gundi

Look, see... I already had this song uploaded. Already!
Archive dot org, though, doesn't want me to upload more. It is hating on me. I dunno. I can't get it to friggin' work anymore.

Blah blah blah blah. Whatever, right? Right.
Suck.

Goblin Mask

Oh man. The internet archive [located at www.archive.org] was working so good for a second there. So good. Things were uploading quickly and doing what they are suppose to. Then, suddenly, it was like "NO! STOP UPLOADING STUFF! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?"
I was all, "Whoa, chill out, man. I am just putting stuff all on you. All up in your servers."
And then it goes, "Dude we hardly know each other double you tea eff!!?!?!!"
Sooo... hopefully it stops being a little bitch so that I can keep putting stuff on it.

Anyhow, here's another one.

Foxtrot Tango

So what the hell is going on here? Well, I will tell you what.
We all know Garage Band. We do. Let's be honest, we've all made tunes with it. Some are retarded. We don't even save them. Some, though, we like a bit.
I've decided I'm going to post ones I like. One the internet. Maybe somebody wants to use them for something else. Maybe people just like hearing music. Whatever.
I'm not saying I'm going to do one a day or anything. Just one a whenever.


Here's one now:

Anyone Can Do It

Can you do it?
Yes you can.
Check out the Spamslit EP, even.