NOLA 5000

Merry Christmas, idiots.

I love you.

You're Terrible Muriel

You know those days where the sun shines pink and everything is going to be okay again? Where babies pat you on the back and go, "Hey good job. You're living life right." Those days when all your ghosts acknowledge that they'd be a lot worse off without you.

It's just one of those days. (Gimme something to break.)

Rise My Disciples

Time for another tune. It's almost a rollicking country ditty. Sort of.

No, I don't know what it is.

The Fall

Sometimes you are sitting and you want the dullest background go to sleep tunes you ever heard. I can provide that. It's cool. Just open up them ear holes and give it a try.

You can close your eyes. It's okay, it's okay.

Trick Turner

Do you have a minute? Then you can listen to this song, because that's how long it is.

I'm still into it.

The Fourth Monkey Video

Oh yeah, one more thing...

Geckos THBC

This song uses the cheesiest violin samples available in Garageband. These samples are ones I hear all the time. In fact, when I first discovered garageband, I totally used them for some suspenseful movie I had to do in college. So, it's got fond memories you know?

Memories of how shitty it sounds.

Eternal Pure

So, I went on my computer and discovered I actually have a whole bunch of songs I just haven't posted yet. I guess I should get around to it. But before I really get into it, I thought you should listen to this. It's made up of a couple of Sailor Moon midi files I decided to download. Because Sailor Moon is fucking awesome.

Anyone disputing me on this is a moron.

Every time I blow my nose there's blood

Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Sorry. You've been neglected. To be honest, there was just a lot of stuff going on. Playing shows. Working on a couple albums (release date... who knows?!) And, you know, video games.

But here, I threw this together at work. It's... something.

Maybe you are into this sort of thing.

Taintoo

You know, sometimes a song works and sometimes it just doesn't... at all. This is one of the latter.
I've been working on a project lately that is sample based. Beat based. Non-Meat Force. In part because of the last album I threw together, and in part because it's something I've been listening to for a while.
Some of the songs are super great. I could listen to them for hours.

But some of the songs turn out like this crap.

jennamnemonic - jammin2

So I got this email sayin' somebody was following my soundcloud, which I never use and don't check. Unless I get an email. It was somebody I knew, and turns out they had music up. Pretty swell stuff, actually. It's not going anywhere, so you might as well shove it in yer earholes.

White Black Girl

I made this track to pick up gals to. Hello, ma'ams. What are you doing this afternoon? Would you like to be lifted repeatedly? Check out these ab-glutes. My fore-pecs. Do you even lift, bro?

Yes, I know my way around the women folk.

zensedx

Kooky beats. Spacey melodies. All sorts of jazz. It happened. 

And it will probably happen again.

Island Story Ends

Getting ready for Canada day? Why don't you get helped out by a sweet Caribbean beat?

Let's party. Let's dance.

Giraffeteroid - Rise 'n Shine!

Giraffeteroid is hittin' us with a new song. They put it up on their soundcloud. That's what the cool kids do these days, I think. Soundclouds. They get all up in that.
Hey, man, I get it. I'm down. I'm cool. Let's soundcloud.

Ryan Sowiak - s-

дурак. Slowiak. Ryan Sowiak.
What a guy. What a great guy. And he does some great stuff. Turns out he's got a sound cloud now. It's got some pretty swell stuff on it. And hey! There's a track I did with him once.

I would recommend checking it out.

FUCK YOU 9-11 Sic Semper Tyrannis

I don't remember who said this to me, but it always stuck. It made me feel feelings inside. I am a well of red white and pride. 

Or, I dunno. Maybe that's just gas. Maybe it's just Gatsby3D.

Oneohtrix Point Never - Sleep Dealer

So every once in a while I see a video that I really love and think I would like to let people know about. Well, it has happened again. 
Does anybody in here like relaxing? Does anybody in here like relaxing to pure nightmares?

Enforcer - Music School Sessions

So not very often I play some stuff with these folks I know. It's free jazz. No, just kidding. Maybe it's more like noise pop rock jams? Wait, that's what I had for breakfast.

Well, whatever it is, it sounds like this.

EDIT: I don't know what is wrong with the player, but you can still download the files at the link provided.

Bong Sample - Persian Florist

Hello folks. Looking for soundclouds to follow? Maybe you are. Maybe you love soundlcouds.
Well, here is a song from a soundcloud of a fellow who lives in the same city as me. 


You can check out more on his soundcloud, OR... here's the bandcamp.

The In Between

Do the Carebear Countdown. Just when you need them they'll be there. Um, not that that has anything to do with this. Totally separate things. 

Just so we are clear.

Dick Smell

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

I just... do... things.

Childlight

Do you need a lullaby to send you off to dream land? Try this one. It might do the trick.

As long as you don't have an aversion to high pitches.

Love Song

This jazz is some lyrics I wrote around some other lyrics somebody else wrote. So it's a joint lyrics writing. It won't ever be a real song though, so if you feel like using the lyrics for anything, feel free. I'm certainly not going to stop you. The only thing I'd ask is you to show me what you did later, so I could throw it up here. 

It's actually embarrassingly lame, but whatever.

Crazy Bitch

Hey. Sorry, I've been a little busy this month. Also, a little lazy. I haven't done much songs...
Although I did do this one. I heard Avril Lavigne has a new album. It sounds even more "badass teenager" than ever before, which is funny since she is, like, 28 now. 
You can check it out here, if you want.

I'll admit, I did always think she was pretty hot, but man.
Anyhow, here's the worst/dumbest remix ever.

Bath Salts (Demo)

Messing around with some Resident Evil sounds.
Saw Damno Te this weekend.

Decided to put the two together.

Kick Cat Daddy-O

DJ Jizzy Jorf, kickin' out the old timey jams for y'all on this beautiful Thursday morning. Comin' atcha like a jack attack static slapback.

Ding dong dilly-o.

Giraffeteroid - Entering the Solar System (teaser)

It's coming, man. It's freaking coming.

The Giraffeteroid is spotted.

Dude Named Rick

Hi dad. I'm calling you from jail. It's nice. I like it here.

Song named after my dad.

Black Dice - Pigs

Bad at updating. Shit. Sorry, guys & gals.
I totally have a bunch of songs sitting on a harddrive somewhere, too. Just waiting. Always waiting.

Oh well, why don't you watch this video instead? Pretty neat.

Tomorrow's Mourning

Holy moley. Is it February already? Where does the time go? 
Here's a song for you, that was almost on my last album, Shadow Chamber. But it wasn't. So there.

You can still download it, or whatever.

At Home With You

Oh hi guys. I did a song the other day. For you.

It's all for you.

Macintosh Plus - ブート

So a facebook friend just turned me onto this video. I mean, it's a video. Basically, it's a video.


I was pretty into it. In fact, I was so into it I had to find their bandcamp. I listened to the second song and was all, "Fuck this, I gotta download." I don't know what the rest is like, but why don't we just find out together, hey? Whaddayasay?

AzhDuh

Hickie narffar!
Hipple dude snear!
Finkle rub smear...

This is a terrible remix of a stupid song by Salem, made just to bug my girl.